水管: water pipe...
但愿: if only (sth were possible), I wish (that)...
吃惊: to be startled, to be shocked, to be amazed...
盒饭: meal in a partitioned box...
分钟: minute...
事迹: deed, past achievement, important event of the past...
无能为力: impotent (idiom), powerless, helpless...
罗: gauze, to collect, to gather, to catch, to sift...
怎么: how?, what?, why?...
公关: public relations...